onlyevanescence:



Amy Lee:





It was so nice to get a visit from uncle @Troy_McLawhorn this morning! Miss you, man!

onlyevanescence:


It was so nice to get a visit from uncle @Troy_McLawhorn this morning! Miss you, man!

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

ART HISTORY MEME; 4 colors:
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Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)


Marilyn by Sam Shaw in 1957.

Marilyn by Sam Shaw in 1957.

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